{"id":69,"date":"2002-10-30T14:37:05","date_gmt":"2002-10-30T14:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/?p=69"},"modified":"2016-01-14T17:00:56","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T01:00:56","slug":"i-love-my-hot-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/2002\/10\/30\/i-love-my-hot-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love My Hot Seat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of temperatures&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When I arrived here, in the sweltering heat of June, I scoffed at the heated toilet seat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What a silly, useless thing,&#8221; I thought.<\/p>\n<p>Like the seasons of the year, how things change. I flipped that switch back on for the first time the other day and it won&#8217;t go back off until next summer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of temperatures&#8230; When I arrived here, in the sweltering heat of June, I scoffed at the heated toilet seat. &#8220;What a silly, useless thing,&#8221; I thought. Like the seasons of the year, how things change. I flipped that switch back on for the first time the other day and it won&#8217;t go back off&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/2002\/10\/30\/i-love-my-hot-seat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Love My Hot Seat<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-japan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5heLP-17","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":860,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}