{"id":151,"date":"2003-01-05T17:46:11","date_gmt":"2003-01-05T17:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/?p=151"},"modified":"2003-01-05T17:46:11","modified_gmt":"2003-01-05T17:46:11","slug":"something-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/2003\/01\/05\/something-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Something For Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"toy.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/blog\/archives\/blogpics\/toy.jpg?resize=350%2C185\" width=\"350\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nAmazon.com is certainly, uh, branching out. Reading some of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00005NAUI\">product reviews for the above item<\/a> (I think I&#8217;ll leave it unnamed to prevent unnecessary search engine visits) is entertaining. Among them:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>UNHAPPY USER:<br \/>&#8220;Disappointing and a bit painful. The size of the item means it might work well on &#8216;large&#8217; women.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>HAPPY USER:<br \/>&#8220;No more wandering the interstate truck stops all night. Just turn it on and let ir (sic) turn you on. Anyways my only complaint is the battery life cycle, but that can easily be remedied with a soldering iron, bridge rectifier, and AC power outlet.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon.com is certainly, uh, branching out. Reading some of the product reviews for the above item (I think I&#8217;ll leave it unnamed to prevent unnecessary search engine visits) is entertaining. Among them: UNHAPPY USER:&#8220;Disappointing and a bit painful. The size of the item means it might work well on &#8216;large&#8217; women.&#8221; HAPPY USER:&#8220;No more wandering&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/2003\/01\/05\/something-for-everyone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Something For Everyone<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\" aria-hidden=\"true\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries-with-images","category-ramblings"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5heLP-2r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mikegerhardt.com\/mg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}